CTR.

The following conversation took place in my bedroom about an hour ago right after I returned from the mall where I bought MAC make-up and jewelry and also picked up a CTR (choose the right) ring for Jack-o at the Deseret Book.

Jac:  Did you get my ring?

D: Yeah, it's in my purse.

J: Oh, I'm glad it actually fits.  Are you going to have to get one now because it's pink?

D: No, because I like to choose the wrong.*

J: You're not funny.

D: I know, but I try.

Jacqueline just walked away in disgust.

*Please know that I do try to CTR and make good decisions in my life.  Instead of a CTR ring I think I shall get a WWMLCD (What would my life coach do?) ring.