Saturday, February 27, 2010

'One day hair'.

My life coach and I both have what we affectionately call 'one day hair'. Meaning that no matter what we do, our hairstyle is only good for one day (sometimes even a 1/2 a day). Take yesterday for example. I was exhausted from having worked almost 17 hours the day before so I took a mid afternoon nap (a perk of not working Friday's). I woke up early evening, looked at myself in the mirror, and thought 'what a HTM'. Seriously. My hair was ruined. It had gotten all bent out of place and no amount of flat-ironing could help it. I will spare you the picture, because I don't look very glamorous upon first waking up.

I can't even take a shower the night before and do my hair in the morning because it gets so messy. I'm not even kidding. I just have weird hair. I spend outrageous amounts of money on products in hope of achieving what I think is 'good hair', but most days I'm still not thrilled with how it looks.

It's just not fair that some people (Cornmeal & Haydan O.) have hair that is naturally straight, long and can look great for 2+ days. Whatever to them.

Monday, February 22, 2010

I like watching the Olympics.

I think Mr. Ohno is good looking. My Life Coach disagrees. What do you think?

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Zarizonia 2.0

I've been in Scottsdale all week for an orthodontic conference. It is luxury to go on 'working vacations'. I feel so grown up when I do.

We stayed at a Marriott vacation club and it was very luxury. We were right on the golf course and right next to the pool. Fancy. Luckily it is like warm in Zarizonia so we could totally wear 'Spring' clothes.
Our fancy room:
We were really staying in a condo sort of room. It had a full kitchen, dining room, family room, 2 bedrooms & 2 bathrooms. I kept saying that I wished I could just move in because it was so luxury. I would love to go back for a real vacation.
On Friday night there was a gala and we got all hussied up.

We also got to go to Trader Joe's while we were there. I 'really' love Arizona and would move there in a heartbeat if the opportunity popped up.

Another trip to California...

Last Friday I drove Shacklyn back down to California so she can have a job. (She was being a horrible personal assistant.) It was a very quick trip, but luckily Jenn Jenn and Will.I.Am were there visiting too so it was well worth the busy weekend.Shacklyn and I. I'm glad I'm the 'pretty one'. Hah.
Two hot messes.
3 of my BFF's and I.
Will has grown up so much since I saw him as a newborn. I love that boy.
Luckily there is now a Cafe Rio in Irvine. We were so there. We also went to the swap and I got new sunglasses. Luxury.
I snuggled this boy on Friday night and watched the opening ceremonies with my Life Coach (I was 'very' disappointed in the production). Bernicula was also present but apparently was not having her photo taken.

Luckily Jenn & Co will come to Utah in a few weeks for a visit, some other members of the family make bad decisions and won't be coming. Maybe I will come back down to CA for a certain birthday on March 23? Call me so we can make plans.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

One Hot Mess of a Week.

By now most of y'all know that my mom and I were in an accident this week. We were on our way to work on Tuesday morning when it happened. (**Since my mom started working at the orthodontist office where I work, I 'always' drive in the morning and she 'always' drives home in the afternoon. My dad had made me some eggs and so she told me should would drive so I could eat them. Turned out to be a blessing in disguise.**) We left the house at about 6 am and the roads were really icy and snowy (the plows/salt trucks hadn't been out yet). We were going really slow, about 40 mph, with the rest of the traffic. We were just about to Thanksgiving Point when we hit ice and started spinning around on the freeway (miraculously we didn't hit anyone while spinning). We spun a few times and then crashed into the median, spun again and ended up facing oncoming traffic. Our airbags deployed and when I first opened my eyes and saw the headlights headed our way I thought that we were on the opposite side of the freeway. (Scary!) My mom started saying that we needed to get out of car because she thought someone was going to crash into us. I just kept saying NO, get into the back seat on my side since so if someone does you won't be on the side of impact, but she couldn't move. I called 911 and told them everything and then we just waited. Those might have been the longest few minutes in my life. After a few minutes an off-dute highway patrol man pulled up with his lights on and blocked off a few lanes off traffic so that people would be diverted. He came and made sure that we were ok, and my mom told him that she thought her arm was broken. My mom was panicked because she couldn't find her glasses (they were eventually found in the trunk!!). After what seemed like even longer, the paramedics and fire truck arrived and got us out of car and checked out my mom. They told her that her arm was broken but other than that both of us checked out fine. They said that we could either go to the ER or our family Dr. My dad was already on his way so we decided to go to our family Dr (he took care of my arm when I broke it when I was 12, so we knew he had everything in his office to take care of it). My dad came and picked us up and we made our way to the dr's. They took and x-ray and sure enough it was broken. She now has a pink cast that goes up almost to her shoulder. (Is it bad that I'm slightly jealous?) She's been a trooper and was back to work the next day.

We are so, so lucky that we were able to walk away from this with such minor injuries. It really could have been so much worse and we are both grateful that no one else was injured (there were cars all around us when we were spinning). There is no other way to explain how everything turned out other than to say we definitely had some guardian angels watching over us that day.

My mom was pretty emotional and I just kept telling her that everything would be fine and everything happens for a reason. We all know that I am not a crier, and I managed to stay stoic the whole morning until later on when I was on my way to work and I was talking to my Life Coach and realized how serious this could have been. Thanks, X-tina!!! (JK, I love you.)

Thank you to everyone for all of your calls, messages, gifts and love that you have sent our way this week. We are lucky to have such great people in our lives and know that our Heavenly Father was definitely looking over us that day.

Monday, January 25, 2010

Nevermind.

A while ago I posted that I thought 'Bachelor' Jake was cute and I'd go for him. I take it back. No thank you! I get the whole 'getting emotional' business, but you've known these girls for what a week? Don't think I'm cold hearted or anything, but when the guy I love wants to come cry on my shoulder, I don't want him crying into a tranny's shoulder 5 minutes later.

The end.

Sunday, January 24, 2010

Awesome.

So, we got this new Cone Beam CT scanner at my office and it is seriously the coolest thing ever. We had a lady come and train us on Friday, and I got the be the 'volunteer' to have a scan done. This is what I look like underneath it all:Pretty cool, huh?
Here is my panoramic x-ray of my jaw. You can clearly see that I have a deviated septum in my nose!! (Call Dr. 90210). You can also see that I have a cloudy sinus on the right side. (Duh, I've been sick).

I'm thinking of making the first pic my profile pic on Facebook. Thoughts?

Once upon a time,

I had a Birthday. I have just been really busy and haven't had time to blog about the glorious celebration of my birth. The festivities began a few days before my actual birthday when we celebrated at work. My friend Emily asked me what I wanted for my b-day treat and I asked for an 'Edible Arrangement'. (She specialized it with 'Hello Kitty'). I have wanted an Edible Arrangement for a while and it was rather luxury. *Please note the Hello Kitty pineapple.I went to work on my birthday and my friends gave me some very luxury gifts. That night I went out to dinner with the family to Outback.

Then we came home and I opened my presents. I got many luxury things, including a pink pots & pans set for when I 'grow up'.
My mom also got me another pink Christmas tree with fun ornaments.
I had a wonderful day thanks to all of my luxury friends and family and your lovely birthday wishes and gifts. Thank you!

Friday, January 15, 2010

LOVED it.

We went and saw this last weekend. I was so, so, so adorable. I simply adore Matthew Goode (fell in love with him in 'Chasing Liberty'). He fits all my requirements for a crush: tall, dark & handsome. Plus, Amy Adams' wardrobe was impeccable. I really want to go to Ireland now and fall in love with a local with a x-exy accent. So, get your lover and go see this asap.

*X-tina, please ask your assistant to pick me up a copy of this when it arrives at your local 'video store'. Thank you.

A must read.

I just read this book. It only took about an hour (I skipped the whole
section on how to drink fabulously). It was filled with very useful
information. Clinton and I think very much alike on moat issues. I was
reading the book and thinking 'who doesn't know this already?'.
Apparently some people just aren't as fabulous or luxury as others.
So, do yourself a favor and pick up this book. (I rented mine from the
library, my new fav obsession).

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Dear L.C. ,

Here is what I was talking about earlier. Cute huh? You too can make
one. Instructions:
1- go to Target
2- buy frame
3- go home
4- get on computer
5- find print online
6- press 'print'
7- cut out
8- put in frame
9- be fancy like me

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

"On the wings of love"

HOTT! I'd fly with him any day.

The girls on the other hand were all HTM's. Who else is watching this season?

Friday, January 1, 2010

I'm obsessed,

with this game: http://helicoptergame.net/

Seriously, it's addicting. Gabby and Kim showed it to me. My high score is only 799, so try to beat me if you can.

Friday, December 25, 2009

Merry Christmas!

From us 'Hot Messes' to you. Hope you all have a very luxury day and remember the true meaning of Christmas.

Friday, December 18, 2009

I need to join D&B Anonymous.

I have an addiction and I just can't help it. The other night my mother and I went down to Dillards to do some Christmas shopping. The Dooney's were on sale, but when I figured out that they were 60+% off, it wasn't a question of 'should I' it was 'which one'. I found this really cute black one with fancy, multi-colored ducks. I also got the matching wallet, just because I wanted to. I also talked my mom into buying me the matching umbrella. She did and I am getting it for Christmas along with the other D&B bag that she bought me.

I seriously almost had an anxiety attack because I just wanted to buy all of them. Problems.
On another note, the backlight on my alarm clocked stopped working last week. Technically it still worked as an alarm, but when I saw this at the Target i just had to buy it. I think it was a very good decision even though my sisters relentlessly teased me about it.


In conclusion, I just like to buy myself Christmas presents because it's fun. Do you buy yourself presents too?

Thursday, December 17, 2009

You've had a Birthday, shout Hooray!

Gabby turned 14 today. I distinctly remember the day she was born and it seems like just yesterday.

Here she is with our adopted sister, Kim. We went to Winger's and had a fun night with about 15 of her closest friends. (Let me just say that I'm glad I'm not a teenager anymore.)

Happy Birthday, Gabs. I love you!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Oh, Archie.

I am loving this cd. Homeboy sings like an angel. I feel like I am cheating a little bit on my all time favorite Christmas cd.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

I just love this kid,

* Please hold ALL applause to the end, or the performer may refuse to go on.

A very Danilee Christmas:

I decorated my room for Christmas. I think that it looks very luxury.


My mom got me these two cute ornaments last year. Cupcakes, pink, sparkles. What's not to love?

When I grow up and have a house of my own, I will get this tree. Also, I will decorate the outside of my house in pink and green lights. (I don't really care if the gentleman I live with doesn't approve of the color scheme, he can go decorate his own house if he wants to.)

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Dear Shacklyn,


Love, Danilee