Sunday, January 20, 2008

The Guide To Being Luxury

This is a how to guide to living a "Luxury Life." (It is meant for entertainment purposes only, and should be taken with a grain of salt. Hahahaha.) Only 95% of this is based on my actual life.

You must only shop at luxury stores.

*Target - select items only.

You must have these luxury products in your purse at all times. Evian water bottle (do not refill with tap water).
Trident Cool Colada gum
Mac lipgloss, pink only. (Don't let Camille steal it).

You must have luxury gadgets. HP Laptop

Ipod Nano Razr phone (only pink).

You must listen to luxury music. Gwen Stefani
Michael Buble
The Spice Girls

You must have luxury celebrity crushes. The athlete, Kyle Korver.
The actor, Orlando Bloom.
The musician, Chris Carrabba.

You must only use Bath and Body Works Sweet Pea bath products. Conditioner
Shampoo
Body Cream

You must only have Dooney & Bourke handbags and accessories. Luggage
Watches, "bling"
Purse
You must only wear perfume with pink packaging. Envy Me
Lili Bermuda
Pink Sugar
You must only drive luxury vehicles, and they must be black.
BMW
Cadillac
Porsche

You must only stay at hotels with the word "grand" in the title.
Grand America
Grand Californian
Grand Wailea

You must only use luxury phrases, such as:
-"Hey, Ya'll!"
-"How unluxury."
-"Awkward."

Most importantly, you must believe in yourself and have the mindset that you are luxury.

8 comments:

Paige said...

LOL -- Good thing you are going to have a luxury job!! Where are you going to Dental School, btw?

4WheelinDemon said...

Well Miss Danielle. You are the expert on luxury items. I feel so enlightened and educated after reading the post, but I'm "The Spaniard" and no one does "Luxury" like the spaniards.

Jenn S. said...

Oh Danielle, you crack me up! I must say I agree with most everything on your list and think that a weekly column on "what's luxury" is in order on your blog!

{Susan...Seriously.} said...

spice girls, really????? still???? i thought you girls would grow out of that, because when they came out they REALLY were NOT that cool;0)

Birdee said...

Spice Girls are and 4evah will be the be all and end all! GIRL POWER! I don't know if I can be your friend anymore Danielle. I'm definitely not luxury enough...

ianwill said...

Okay Your list is cool except for the computer. HP?! Are you serious? Everyone knows that Apple is a much better choice. It will match your iPod better. :)

momof2furballs said...

you crack me up! but a pink razor?? really???? I thought higher of you ;0)

Peter said...

I thought all of it was very luxury. This blog is very luxury.