Jac: Did you get my ring?
D: Yeah, it's in my purse.
J: Oh, I'm glad it actually fits. Are you going to have to get one now because it's pink?
D: No, because I like to choose the wrong.*
J: You're not funny.
D: I know, but I try.
Jacqueline just walked away in disgust.
*Please know that I do try to CTR and make good decisions in my life. Instead of a CTR ring I think I shall get a WWMLCD (What would my life coach do?) ring.