I always go through the 'Expert Traveler' line at the airport.

I'm alive. Just in case any of you were wondering. I think that I travel more than any person I know.  I just don't like to be stuck in Utah for long periods of time.  And, since I try and be on vacation for as long as possible, I usually come back the night before I work for a long week.  As I sit here typing this I am forcing myself not to fall asleep.  I'm tired out.  Luckily, I work at a luxury office that isn't open on Fridays.  Yay for me.

So, let me tell you about my Texas adventure (This is mainly a recap for my life coach, because I know she was very upset that she couldn't just abandon Don for the week and come play with us).  I had a random stop in New Mexico coming and going.  It didn't look like a very exciting place to be.  When I got to Dallas I was greeted by my wonderful cousin, Jenn Jenn, and the kiddies.  We went to Savvy's first gymnastics class and she very much enjoyed it.  Then we went home and did luxury things.  We had a lot of fancy things to buy for Savvy's birthday, so there were many trips to Target and the party store.  I am always good for a good shopping day.  On Wednesday, the girlies both went to preschool so Jenn and I went and got facials and went to a very fancy restaurant for lunch and then we went to the mall.  (Of course I stopped by the Sephora and bought stuff I didn't 'need'.)  They have a very luxury mall in Dallas.  It made me jealous.  Whatever.  Also, one day Savvy and I went and got a 'Sprinkles' cupcake.  I was rather disappointed because they didn't seem to have many cupcakes with actual sprinkles.  Whatever.  Jenn and I watched 'The Bachelor' one evening.  It was 'amazing'.  Haha.  Then, on Saturday, Savvy had her 'Fancy Nancy' birthday party.  It was very fancy indeed.  I had a wonderful trip and I was very sad that I had to make a "bad decision" and come back to the real world.    

Kitty Kate decided that she kind of liked me. 

Ok, so I was in Dallas right after the inauguration.  One of Jenn's friends knew where George W. and Laura were going to be moving.  So, of course we had to do a drive by.  Sorry, the pic is a little fuzzy.  I was nervous that secret service would like come confiscate my iPhone, and heaven knows I would not be dealing with anything like that.