Monday, March 23, 2009

Boredom.

I don't like being at home for very long periods of time.  I kind of go crazy (blame the snow).  Anywhoo, I arrived home yesterday and I'm already planning my next escape.  One problem: I don't really know where to go.  I think I would like to go on a road trip.  Does anyone want to go with me?  I really am a great person to go on a road with, here's why:

Top 10 reasons it is luxury to go road trippin' with me:

1.  I have luxury Dooney & Bourke luggage.

2.  I like to leave EARLY in the morning, therefore not 'wasting' a day traveling.

3.  I like to drive and be in control.  Therefore you can sleep and be well rested when you reach your final destination.

4.  I pay for gas.  I know where all the Costco's are.

5.  I have an iPhone, which enables you to have full internet access on the open road.  You can book your face, check your email and tweet your little heart out.

6.  I have a great iPod selection that includes BSB, Spice Girls and Jesse McCartney.  I like to sing along and so you pretty much have a great pop concert experience.

7.  I drive fast, getting you there in less time.

8.  I have an excellent cop radar detector.

9.  I always have a toothbrush, toothpaste, floss, hairspray and lipgloss in purse if you need to freshen up a little bit.

10.  You would be SO lucky to spend any amount of time stuck in a car with me.

Please call me with any offers.

5 comments:

Jackie said...

There's a great reason for you to visit the east coast lady!!!!

Jacqueline M said...

I think you were a very good road trip companion. But I am also I good one. Remember when I sang all the Sweeney Todd and Mamma Mia Songs to you?...Youre welcome

Jenn S. said...

me, me me! (But, do you have room for carseats and the time for many potty breaks for a 7 month preggo lady?)

Come to Dallas! Seriously, I want to fly you out in July. Will you come?

Anonymous said...

um... tennessee, need i say more. Best friend gets the first pick. Btw did you ever get my package so you can get your nails did?

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