I have found that I work so much, I don't have time to do things like: go shopping, plan vacations or make my bed.
I am so busy I barely even have time to sleep.
I came to the genius conclusion that I need someone to do all of these things for me.
Celebrities have assistants, so why shouldn't I?
I made a phone call bright and early this morning, and my 5 pm tonight I had hired someone.
Basically my whole life I have wished that I could boss someone around and have them do whatever I want. Now, my dreams have come true.
Who did I hire you might ask?
This may be the best idea I've ever had. EVER.