Thursday, November 19, 2009

You can have your people call my people.

I've hired a personal assistant.

I have found that I work so much, I don't have time to do things like: go shopping, plan vacations or make my bed.

I am so busy I barely even have time to sleep.

I came to the genius conclusion that I need someone to do all of these things for me.

Celebrities have assistants, so why shouldn't I?

I made a phone call bright and early this morning, and my 5 pm tonight I had hired someone.

Basically my whole life I have wished that I could boss someone around and have them do whatever I want. Now, my dreams have come true.

Who did I hire you might ask?

This girl:

I've pretty much always told her what to do, but now I'm just going to pay her to do so.

This may be the best idea I've ever had. EVER.


Peter said...

Danielle, this made me snort, I could see it happening, and then I saw Jac-O. Absolutely perfect. This made my day. Are you coming for Turkey Day?

chrissi said...

your're brave and we're going to Disneyland today!

Jacqueline M said...

So far you hae paid me $160 and I havent done anything....I like this job alot. yay.w