Dear Westminster College,

Thank you for sending me a letter inviting me to complete my undergraduate education at your school.  Unfortunately I will be graduating in 3 weeks and will no longer need to attend college.  I will not be sending you my information for a free transfer credit evaluation.  I do appreciate your interest in my future but I just don't need your help.

Sincerely,

Danielle   

(WTF!!!  Maybe they should check these things out and realize that I'm a senior and that I'm not going to transfer to their school.  I was laughing so hard when I got this this morning.)