Thank you for sending me a letter inviting me to complete my undergraduate education at your school. Unfortunately I will be graduating in 3 weeks and will no longer need to attend college. I will not be sending you my information for a free transfer credit evaluation. I do appreciate your interest in my future but I just don't need your help.
(WTF!!! Maybe they should check these things out and realize that I'm a senior and that I'm not going to transfer to their school. I was laughing so hard when I got this this morning.)